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Henry Proper a šutr mudrců

27. srpna 2007 v 10:17 | elliptical ® |  Filmy
Říká vám něco tahle parodie na Harryho Pottera? Ne? Tak si potom přečtěte následující článek :))
Jedná se vlastně o předabování celé první potterovské ságy, ve které harid mluví jako když si cucnete hélia (má motorku na hélium) a harry úhlavní nepřítel je Pako Malfuj...
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Henry Proper
Hlavní hrdina adrenalinového dobrodružství. Jeho rodiče byli zabiti zlým lotrem Voltmetrem, když mu nezaplatili za připojení k Matrixu. Při likvidaci rodičů se uvolnil výboj, který se uzemnil do Henryho čela. Díky svému příjmení je často obtěžován kecy o čistotě.
Slon Wlezley
Je to Henryho nejlepší kamarád z početné (i když pravda trochu podivné) rodiny Wlezleyů. Je celkem normální, ale jeho nátura se projeví už ve vlaku do Neštovic.
Hermelína Rangerová
Šprtka, perfekcionista a egoistka. Na druhou stranu se spřáhla s Henrym a svými znalostmi alkoholu a jiných věcí mnohdy zachraňuje situaci.
Pako Malfuj
Úhlavní Henryho nepřítel. Typický záporák. Se svými nohsledy Krabem a Gayem se Henrymu snaží znepříjemnit již tak ubohou existenci.
profezoro Šňup
Učí koktejly a nenávidí Henryho. Je navíc ředitelem Nezmizelu a Henryho oslovuje potupným přízviskem Savomil. Nejspíš naráží na jeho příjmeníš
Bambus Bumbál
Hippiesácký a trochu zhulený ředitel Neštovic. Z důvodů mnoha lidem neznámých drží ředitel Neštovicnad Henrym ochrannou ruku.
Malibu McDonaldová
ředitelka Henryho koleje - Nebermíru. Mezi přáteli zvaná Alpačka. Zcela propadla tomuto nápoji.
Rubikus Bagrid
Neštovický farář a gynekolog. Dovede neuvěřitelné věci s praselyzérem.
lotr Voltmetr aneb ten-jehož-jméno-si-nepamatuju
Henryho nepřítel. Zabil mu rodiče, když mu nezaplatili za připojení k Matrixu.
Chce získat šutr mudrců, aby si zaplatil dobrého providera.
Reforma Doochodová
Učí létání na pometlech
Dred a Šorč Wlezleyovi
Teplí bratři. Chtějí získat Henryho.
Revolver Ood
Kapitán nebermírského družstva. Jméno podivnosti, kterou hrají, se nám nepovedlo zjistit
U. bin Ládin
Bez vousů a s turbanem učí obranu proti ruské mafii. Je zbabělý a neschopný a nakonec chcípne, ale umí udělat dobrou sekanou z amerického špeha.
Ping Pongpotom
Neschopa zaměřený na žáby. Je z Nebermíru.
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Nebermírský duch. Uchlastal se k smrti

Henry Proper - Děj

Do Neštovic přijíždí nový slavný žák - Henry Proper. Co prožívá tento chlapec, jemuž zabil rodiče zlý lord Voltmetr, když mu nezaplatili za připojení k Matrixu? Co skrývá tajemný balíček u grimlinů Greengottových? Proč po něm pase jeho protivník? Nemá na kvalitního providera!
Co je vůbec zač Wlezleyovic familie? Proč ho nemá rád Pako Malfuj? Proč je Hermelína taková šprtka? Takové otázky se mu vyjasní, když v doprovodu Rubikuse Bagrida dorazí do školy, kde se nevyučují kouzla a magie, nýbrž něco naprosto jiného.

Hrubé nastínění děje:

Henry Proper žije téměř od svého narození u svého zlého strýce Hormona a tety Prdunie. Tato mírně komunistická rodina je vysazena na svého synka, kterému říká teta Lenin, i když se jmenuje docela jinak. Henry tedy netuší, jak se k těmto příbuzným dostal. Zatím se spokojil jen s vysvětlením, že jeho rodiče jeli do Kolumbie.
Jednoho dne se však stane něco podivuhodného. Zrovna na jeho narozeniny mu dojde dopis. Vlastně první, který vůbec dostal.
Jenže jeho bolševický strýček mu dopisy ničí. Ale i přes veškerou snahu, která zahrnuje i zabití pošťáka, se dopisům neubrání.
Nakonec psychicky zhroucená rodina najde útočiště v chýši. Najednou však dveře vyletí z pantů a na scénu se dostavuje Neštovický farář a gynekolog Rubikus Bagrid. Po pár výstřelech z praselyzéru si Henryho odvede a řekne mu pravdu.
Jeho rodiče neodjeli do Kolumbie, není jen tak obyčejný hoch a různé jiné nezbytnosti. Spolu odjedou do Londýna, kde si Henry musí nakoupit potřebné vybavení. I přesto, že ho chce Bagrid nejprve prodat v hospodě a i přes absolutní nedostatek peněz, který je vyřešen odvážnou bankovní loupeží, se dostane na vlak do Neštovic.
Zde se seznámí se Slonem Wlezleym a Hermelínou Rangerovou. Stanou se z nich nerozluční kumpáni. Po přijetí do školy ( ve které se mimochodem musí potýkat s obtížnými a nezbytnými předměty) poznává kouzelnický (tedy, jak se to vezme..) svět. Ale něco není v pořádku.
Vyloupnou se i jeho protivníci. Hnusný a slizský Pako Malfuj a jeho nohsledi, profezoro Šňup a v neposlední řadě i jeho hlavní nepřítel Lotr Voltmetr jednající skrz jednoho z učitelů. Dovede se hoch ledva odrostlý potýkat s nástrahami a nebezpečími? Dovede hrát okopávanou jako mistr?
Odhalí pravdu? Pozná svoje rodiče?
autor :vadní bratři
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Ellinko, pojd na ajsko :D

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JJ, jsou to dobrý parodie:D

3 elliptical elliptical | 27. srpna 2007 v 13:48 | Reagovat

Noele: až večír těďka nemůžu :) Ale večer budu určitě ;¨)

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podivnost kterou hrají = Okopávaná

5 nadrženkině nadrženkině | E-mail | 28. září 2007 v 19:27 | Reagovat

Jo tak to je husty nechcete si to rozdat??

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klidně jo, je to dobrá pičovyna vyděl sem to asi 100x a pořád se tomu směju:-D

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smradlavy demord je to parazit kteri mi zkazil zivot jeho carovanim hajzl jeden

8 j.werner j.werner | E-mail | 21. října 2007 v 13:09 | Reagovat

hele jestli mate nikdo henry proper 1 cast prosim poslete mi

ji na jw32@seznam.cz dik

9 Johny Johny | E-mail | 10. listopadu 2007 v 11:43 | Reagovat

jestli nekdo  ma naky pisnicky z filmu henry propr a šutr mudrců at mi je pls pls pls posle na Pergl.Johny@seznam.cz

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